Nepali Dada

Nepali Dada 2Nepali Dada 1The Nepali Dada Blog by Nepali Dada of the Nepali Dada Party

The Jana Samparka ra Sanchar bibhag of the Nepali Dada party is proud to announce the launching of its new blog on the auspicious occasion of the all-Nepali and non-Gorkhali New Year. Nepali Dada is a radical artistic but revolutionary party created for the people, by some people of the people, places and things around some people. The party is people centric but market oriented, socialistic in principle but feudalistic in implementation, emotional in character but rationalistic in presentation. It is a composite of radical Nepali students, hookers, businessmen, journalists, and oil tycoons.

On this most sacred of occasions, we the people of Nepal would like to introduce the Nepali Dada Manifesto:

Preamble

  • We hold these truths to be self-evident and endowed upon all through the wonders of blogging.
  • Nepali Dada is at the avant-garde of Nepali Art
  • No, no, the avant-garde of Nepali art is Nepali Dada

Beware!

Nepali Dada Dekhi Hosiyar!

Nepali Dada hamro Hatiyar!

  • Nepali Dada takes its name partly from the dada movement in Nepali educational institutes
  • Nepali Dada takes its name partly from the Grande’s who walk the Nepali streets
  • Nepali Dada takes its name partly from the dada movement in the white man’s tradition
  • Nepali Dada takes its name partly from the familial and filial structures of Nepali Society
  • Finally, Nepali Dada takes its name from the first or possibly the second word uttered by a Nepali child!

With this is mind, we the people of the world who by virtue of being people of this world adhere and acclaim our selves to the following commandments that has been made in consultation with no expert and does not seek to attain any form of legitimacy other than the undivided obedience of all of humanity.

Article 1

  • There is no such thing as a god, if there was he/she/it would truly be godly.

Article 2

  • There is a god, if there weren’t who would you be?

Article 3

  • Democracy is the means not the goal, the goal is a means to keep tally of who is winning in a football game

Article 4 to 400

  • Yet to be revealed to the general public