Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Press Release: Fan-tass-tic

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

It has come to the attention of the long latent communications department of the Nepali Dada Party that the millions and millions of its Indian cohorts are requesting the Nepali Dada Party to intervene and correct the gross incompetences and negligence that is being exhibited by the Government of India.

The Nepali Dada Party sympathizes with its cohorts and loves bengali begams! But unfortunately, the Nepali Dada Party does not entangle itself in the issues of another sovereign nation. That is unless, the people within that nation declare themselves to be sovereign from the said sovereign nation and join the great mass of people that compose the nation of nations – The Party. Should this be the case, the Party shall reach forth and save the tormented souls that find no salvation in the polluted tradition and history of the sub-continent and unleash a fresh new beginning.

The Nepali Dada Party has successfully established itself as the sole power in Nepal. It would like to remind the people of Nepal that the new prime minister will be chosen when the Party feels it is necessary for Nepal to yet again assume the notion that the nation is ruled by a pseudo-democratic government rather than the whims of the Nepali Dada Party. Let this be a statement of the vitality of the party’s working organs.

Kancho Dada, Communications and PR Manager of the Nepali Dada Party

A Jalib whose death is not silent

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Ahmed Yusuf writes about the recent assassination of BNP-M Secretary-General Habib Jalib Baloch, and the life of his namesake.

BNP-M Secretary-General Habib Jalib Baloch

BNP-M Secretary-General Habib Jalib Baloch

Habib Jalib Baloch, the secretary-general of the Balochistan National Party-Mengal (BNP-M), was gunned down on 14 July in Quetta, in what is believed to be a targeted attack. The incident took place in broad daylight, when Baloch was dropping his children off to school en route to work where he was to plead a case before a court of Pakistani law.

Baloch is the second Jalib to have attained iconic status. The first, Habib Jalib, was a poet of revolution whose writings only got posthumous recognition from the Punjab government. Despite his overt ideological leanings, he was kept on the ‘outside’ in the Communist Party of Pakistan, ostensibly to protect the identities of the party’s inner core. Jalib was to work on a mass front; after all, he was a man of the people.

Tortured and incarcerated by four successive regimes over three decades for his ‘unpopular’ views, Jalib’s political acumen is perhaps least stated. His poem, Jaag Mere Punjab (Wake up, my people of Punjab), while directed against the Pakistani establishment, urged his people and comrades to take stock of the fragile situation in Sindh and Balochistan, especially in the post-1971 context.

Nonetheless, the Pakistan establishment failed to appreciate Jalib’s aspirations for a united and harmonious confederation. Pakistan – the entity – would remain intact, but there would be social justice among provinces and the people of these provinces, Jalib believed. Nor did his comrades manage to appreciate the gravity of the situation in the smaller provinces of Pakistan, especially Sindh and Balochistan, that he had pointed to. General Zia ul-Haq’s persecution of leftist and other progressive activists and the fall of the Soviet Union meant that by the time Jalib was released from incarceration by Benazir Bhutto, the Left was largely disorganised.

Jalib breathed his last on March 12, 1993. His demise was mourned in limited leftist circles, but he went away silently.

Habib Jalib Baloch’s death, on the other hand, is not so silent.

Baloch’s party, BNP-M, is among the last remaining political forces from Balochistan that engaged with the Pakistani state. The party’s ideological bearings are premised on the goal of self-determination through a peaceful and democratic struggle, while their secular outlook found company in the liberal and progressive circles of Lahore and Islamabad.

As news of his assassination began to spread, many outside Balochistan hurriedly arranged demonstrations to protest the killing. In Balochistan proper, riots and violence erupted across the province – even before the police stopped and tear-gassed a BNP-M contingent which was carrying the body of their secretary general to the Governor House to protest the killing.

Political and social activists described Baloch as an affectionate man, a perceptive operator, a shrewd activist, and certainly, a man of the people. And the Baloch people responded to their Jalib’s killing in the ultimate paradox: violence as a riposte to the killing of a man non-violence. Within hours of the murder and police brutality, BNP-M chief Akhtar Mengal declared on television that he had lost all hope in Pakistan’s state machinery or even the judiciary to deliver anything to the Baloch. The BNP-M had also announced a 40-day mourning and a three-day strike; violence was reported on each of these days.

Both Jalibs were men of the people. Both came from humble backgrounds, making their identification with ideals of social justice as part of a more organic process. Most importantly, both men were grounded in their times. The first Jalib may not have been blessed with a vibrant movement at the time of his demise, but the second was part of a movement that seeks independence from Pakistan. In the past, the BNP-M was accused of being bedfellows with Nawaz Sharif, who supported the formation of Akhtar Mengal’s government in Balochistan. The heroic status accorded to Nawab Akbar Bugti – who also engaged with the Pakistani state for a long time – on his demise may serve as a reminder of how previous discretions have been ignored, and how newer legends come to be formed. The reaction to Baloch’s assassination simply underlined the fact.

While Islamabad and Punjab struggle to deal with the war on terror and innumerable suicide attacks, targeted attacks in Balochistan have gone largely unnoticed. Cases of missing people are still unresolved, and local journalists have reported the use of drones to crush militant Baloch segments. Attacks on both ethnic and non-ethnic Baloch have been taking place with regularity and while they may serve to discredit the movement, in equal measure, every political activist who perishes in the struggle adds to the folklore of the Baloch nationalist movement of today. The imagination of that account has no place for Pakistan or Punjab.

It is a pity that Habib Jalib Baloch, who retained some trust in the Pakistani constitution, could not be protected by the law or those who enforce the law. When he stepped out of his house on 14 July, little had he known that those who threatened to kill him would execute their plans that day. His demise shattered any (cosmetic) bonds forged by the democratic government, but the importance of his life was lost in the imagination of the Pakistani establishment.

The phrase, ‘Jaag Meray Punjab‘, rings even louder today. Rest in peace, Habib Jalib Baloch.

Ahmed Yusuf is a Karachi-based journalist.

Remembering Frantz Fanon

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Had he lived, he would turn 85 today. To his virtues, let me quote Sartre:

Fanon is the first since Engels to bring the process of history to the clear light of day… [he constitutes] step by step, the dialectic which liberal hypocrisy hides from you and which is as much responsible for our existence as for his.

There are many empires, uncountable hundreds, vying for the patriotic mind. One itches like a parasite at the skin of erstwhile India, another marches out of Kashmir to meet it. Another variant is mapped out across the water in Africa and Arabia. Yet another engulfs the fluctuating borders of meta-Europe, bleeding at this end and drowning at those, weighed down by ennui and the Oneiroi. Regional empires, of crime, of time, of political bastions, of cities and Panchayats, blot upon the body-politic of my democracy as much as all others.

The modern mind is under similar siege. Industry steams on brutally appropriated soil and soul. Will o’wisps markets tumble crooked in the wind, bent out of shape and reason. Nationalisms sour almost as soon as the nation is born, if not before.  Revolutions seduce wantonly around street corners, peddling salvation and cocaine, obscuring the hangover. Patriarchy everywhere runs riot, corrupting what we coyly call the worlds within. Superimposed on all this chaos is the empire of the mind: the bipolar internet where we lucky few tweet, text and tattle.

Frantz Fanon wrote in a time that did not have these sparkly links that connects us all; just as he wrote before the potential for planetary destruction: by pollution, drowning, warfare, was as yet not fully realized. We live now in a world of indefinite scale; calling upon the cleansing fire of violence to expiate sinning humanity risks global conflagration. Fanon, and Sartre, who introduced him to fellow Frenchmen, wrote in the extraordinary cusp century that was the last, and their prophecies are never more dated than when they look to Dien Bien Phu for dreamscapes. Many things changed in the ‘60s, and nothing evolves faster than war.  Read them, instead, for their diagnoses.

Seven years after Fanon’s masterpiece,The Wretched of the Earth, Parisians rose in revolt. You know, like they do.  Paris, a city Cocteau had mocked for “speaking only of itself”, rebelled in the most revelrous anarchy it was to witness in a hundred years. Sartre called May ’68 “Freedom in Action” in an interview, and this was a man of legendary standards for freedom. For all his doom-ridden jeering  (that fat, pale narcissist, Europe), it is Sartre who is the more optimistic of European prospects. As a European, he says in 1961, I steal the enemy’s book and out of it I fashion a remedy for Europe. What would the defeated 1968 man have made of the fact that his fire and brimstone resonates half a century later, when his ‘super-europe’ chugs smug on battlefield oil?

It is the moment of the boomerang: the third phase of violence; it comes back on us, it strikes us, and we do not realise any more than we did the other times that it’s we that have launched it. The liberals are stupefied; they admit that we were not polite enough to the natives, that it would have been wiser and fairer to allow them certain rights in so far as this was possible; they ask nothing better than to admit them in batches and without sponsors to that very exclusive club, our species; and now this barbarous, mad outburst doesn’t spare them any more than the bad settlers.

The Left at home is embarrassed; they know the true situation of the natives, the merciless oppression; they do not condemn their revolt, knowing full well that we have done everything to provoke it. But all the same, they think to themselves, there are limits; the guerillas should be bent of showing they are chivalrous; that would be the best way of showing they are men… let them endeavour by peaceful undertakings to deserve it. Our worthiest souls contain racial prejudice.

Sartre’s preface baits from the get-go, battling the basic hubris of settler ideology: that if you are the point of the discussion, you are its natural audience and final verdict. It is discomfiting, to go from subject to object, to be booted down from discussants to the discussed.  It is a gap that colonialism uses to devastating effect: know your enemy, for it is all grist to a divisive mill. The preface is bitter, defensive, romantic (The rebel’s weapon is the proof of his humanity). It is Sartre who is cruel:

For with us there is nothing more consistent than a racist humanism, since the European has only been able to be become a man through creating slaves and monsters.

It is hard to imagine Fanon ever topping that whopper.

To Fanon, an appraisal of Europe is instrumental: not apologetic, nor sympathetic, nor reactionary.  He could very well be dissecting alien life: not in the sense of  difference, but with indifference, implacability. When the book is angry, and it is angry plenty, it is the stoic scorn reserved for any blindly predatory beast. This is where they are headed, my brothers, he says: do you want to go there? I can only hope to find he equally appealed to his sisters. His romance, such as exists, is all reserved for Africa

Would Fanon, transplanted to the world circa 2010, agree with Robert Fisk that decolonisation was newspeak for recolonisation? Out with the old, in with the new, Fanon proclaims, bring on the tabula rasa. Little did he guess his ‘instantaneous translation’ would secure  and elevate crony collaborators over seditionists; translating henchmen, inadvertently or intentionally, to faraway masters. Even less did he suspect that it was embedded within a precise logic. All the brave ‘50s frogs, conservative and radical, Fanon and Sartre and Aron alike, croaked themselves hoarse about naked empire, and some chic boutique off the Champs d’Elysee stepped in to spin a fresh shielding glamour of gossamer lies. None of them foresaw the Algieria of today, locked as surely in an ignored orgy of violence in 2010 as it was in 1960. Or did they? For here is an uncanny sketch of the postcolonial terrorist:

This potential dead man has lost his wife and his children; he has seen so many dying men that he prefers victory to survival; others, not he, will have the fruits of victory; he is too weary of it all. But this weariness of the heart is the root of an unbelievable courage. We find our humanity on this side of death and despair; he finds it beyond torture and death. We have sown the wind, he is the whirlwind.

Their writing and indictment is as haunting now for the simple reason that it still applies.

Third Generation Sales

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

By Nandini Ramachandran

Numbers are a notoriously relative factor within Indian politics, existing only to be massaged at every corner. The distinctive semantics of numbers is nowhere clearer than in the convenient slippage between lakhs and millions in the media’s perpetual quest for the more glamorous statistic. 5 million is, after all, a far more imposing figure than 50 lakhs, unless one has cultivated the esoteric skill of fluently flitting back and forth between numerical systems. In a country where “crorepati” and “millionaire” are practically synonymous, it’s safe to assume such literacy remains an elite skill even among the educated. Add to that the inevitable and instinctive association between millions and dollars, and a million is virtually guaranteed more eyeballs than a paltry 10 lakhs.

Conversely, when an effort is being made to downplay the magnitude of a certain value,  the ingenious “hundreds of lakhs” are trotted out in defiance of mathematical logic. Corporate accounts, for instance, enumerate in the hundreds and even thousands of lakhs by default. But the big money still talks in crores, the Indian billion, seamlessly transiting between the hoi polloi and the haute. By this marker, the recent sale of 3G spectrum to telecom majors within India was almost too haute to touch.

The Government of India laughed its way to the Reserve Bank this past week, even as the Pakistani Government was busy ejecting its country out of the internet revolution. 3G spectrum, which enables the further diffusion of the web across India, sold for twice its estimated revenue, at a whopping 67,700-odd crores (677 billion rupees or 15 billion dollars, for those who prefer an alternate gloss).  I should reiterate, before my compatriots get smug about our relative freedoms, that this diffusion is strictly an elite phenomenon, as anything that assumes more than barely-there literacy is bound to be. Besides, it’s easy to forget that internet access is expensive in the subcontinent, a reality that posher phones are not likely to address. The average internet monthly plan can (and does) feed entire families for weeks, if one neglects the attendant requirement of a computer/smart phone. My internet bill is half the (optimal) monthly minimum wage. Despite our burgeoning cyber-cafe culture, this disparity is not easily resolved. The web has been a home to many of us while remaining a myth to many more.

Sermons aside, when news of the final 3G deal broke on 19th May, Union Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee was asked how the windfall was to be spent “for social interest” by a zealous (if naive) television journalist. The minister acted coy, if only because he realises the bounty is hardly about to reach those who most need it: India’s budget allocates a paltry 900 crores towards agricultural production, indisputably India’s poorest profession (after, possibly, day-labour, but that is not even considered a profession within India’s three pronged system of manufacturing, agriculture, and services). We are, they tell us, a perennially poor country. So poor we can’t afford to offset an obscene 16% inflation rate on basic food grains and commodities.

Well, anyway. Woe betide the less fortunate. It is, after all, what they are there for: to be used as lightning rods for all the squalor and misery we live amidst. To most of my peers, the sale of 3G spectrum deserves attention because it marks a transition in our paradigm for mobile information (the pun is intended, but forced: I am using mobile as an adjective, not a noun). It’s a shift embodied by the iPhone: once 3G settles down, the iPhone will go from being a bewildering and largely useless gizmo to another splendid toy for the social climber’s stable. We are a young, voracious nation unwilling to be left out of the gadget wars, a fact telecom companies obviously respect enough to cough up such astonishing amounts. That is, I suppose, all for the better, if it ensures that I will never be bereft of wikipedia. And I can’t wait to be able to stream movies while I read, rock, surf, skype, and play video games on the train to heaven.

M.F. Hussain and the Nature of the Indian Right

Monday, March 1st, 2010

BharatMataOne of the misfortunes of having an intellectual sympathy for the political Right in India is that one automatically finds oneself in the company of unbecoming Hindu goons, be they online or in the field. As legitimate political activity in India is set on a default left-liberal setting, it is in the normal order of things quite problematic to find a desi political animal to engage with who is possessed of a sense of public service and a strong sense of national identity.

The ones who do represent the aforementioned themes and other programmes dear to the heart of the Indian political animal often also couple these admirable political sentiments with quite a nasty anti-cosmopolitanism, not to mention a general distaste for Muslims. The latest brouhaha over a 95-year-old Indian painter’s decision to accept Qatari citizenship is a case in point. Without going into the stultifying details of this non-controversy, it is possible to illustrate the dilemma faced by the urban nationalist. On the one hand, there is the establishment media with all its shrillness busy bestowing titles of greatness upon Mr. Hussain, on the other, we have the cyber crusaders intent on punishing the nonagenarian for his treachery. Can you be a man of the Right and refuse to rain abuse on M.F. Hussain? For a child of that Indo-Persian synthesis called Hindustan and an advocate of assertive political action, this can cause a fair degree of cognitive dissonance.

If the choice is between urban cosmopolitanism however – a distinctly apolitical concern – and a movement that promises vigorous and ambitious national reform, the political animal ought to waste little time.

In an India that does not maintain a conscious commitment to the secularism that was so dear to her founding father, the only meaningful political-reformist impulses are to be found within that broad church called the Hindu movement. There is little doubt that the secularist project held enough promise to animate independent India’s Oxbridge-educated nation builders and for that matter, much of the professional elite. The vision of a progressive, religion-blind, postcolonial power was surely an attractive one for the champagne socialist. However, the democratising impulse inherent to Nehru’s nation building project ensured that a genuine commitment to secularism was gradually overwhelmed by the parochialism that comes naturally to a feudal society such as India. Nehru’s all-encompassing pan-Indian vision was to founder dreadfully on the rocks of region, religion and caste. Secularism in India means little more than being nice to Muslims and Christians. Although this is an admirable sentiment, it surely cannot form the basis of a comprehensive national philosophy.

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The history of independent India’s politics is the history of the Congress ceding the nation-building imperative to the political Right. Why this has happened is a matter of debate. Perhaps the Congress, post-1947 really was a facade built around the gigantic political personality of Nehru and once he went, so did the fire of his guiding philosophy. One can scarcely accuse his daughter and her heirs of having much of a political Weltanschauung. Perhaps it can be accounted for by the vigorous activism of the Hindu right and the religiosity of the Hindu masses that in another era, Gandhi used to great effect.

Two points are clear though: India is a nation that still needs building and because the secularist project has run out of steam and fails to inspire the desi political animal, the only prescriptions for audacious political renewal are to be found in proposals put forth by modernisers from within the Hindu camp. There may be passionate men and women with an avowed commitment to Indian secularism residing in Delhi and Bombay who would contend the latter claim. What they fail to realise however is that they expend so much energy in fighting off the march of the Right and its pernicious agendas that they have little time to indulge in visions of societal renewal and meaningful political engagement. Machiavelli’s ideal of the political animal – one who sought the fulfilment and the glory that comes from the creation and maintenance by common endeavour of a strong and well-governed social whole – seems lost in the mediocre soap opera that is Indian politics.

The tasks facing the desi political animal then, are certainly not straightforward but necessary. He must utilise the energies unleashed by the right to create an atmosphere conducive to su-raj or good government. In practical terms this means committing oneself to policy affairs. In more normative terms, it means emphasising the political will and the ideological tenacity that comes naturally to overtly political movements. In the end, an Indian committed to political renewal has only one natural home, the Right, warts and all.

- Vijay Vikram

Back to Indo-Pak talks

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

–By Iqbal Khattak

India and Pakistan have finally set the date for meeting since they stopped talking to each other well over a year ago. They will meet on February 25 to discuss issues the two countries face, and Kashmir and water disputes are likely to figure out prominently at the foreign secretary-level talks in New Delhi.

India shut all channels of dialogues with archrival Pakistan to protest Mumbai attacks in November 2008 when gunmen launched coordinated attacks in the Indian city killing close to 200 people. The Indian government directly charged Pakistan with helping the attackers. The sole surviving attacker is a Pakistani citizen and Islamabad arrested a few others on charges of facilitating the attacks.

There has been a marked shift in New Delhi’s approach to the resumption of talks with Islamabad. The Indian government has been pressing that Pakistan should first dismantle terrorist networks and should not use “terrorism as tool of foreign policy.” Islamabad denies the charge and instead pleads it has been “victim of terrorism” itself. This clarification carries weightage. The Taliban-linked militancy has wrecked the country and Swat Valley alone will require around US$1 billion for its reconstruction.

US Secretary Defence Robert Gates was in the region last month and he visited both the Southasian nuclear-armed states and his one statement in India was relevant to the two countries. He cautioned that the “syndicate of terror” operating in the region is a threat that intends to provoke an India-Pakistan conflict and destabilize the region.

The two countries have enormous economic potentials to progress and make peoples live far better lives than they have now. Poverty will go away from the two countries and their peoples will not need to go to Gulf states for jobs. But we should start longing that will happen? It looks a distant dream if we look at the two governments’ willingness to forge deep political and economic relations.

My family was reluctant to see me go to India in 1996 to cover the Cricket World Cup matches forThe Frontier Post because my parents feared for my safety. However, I found that their worries were ill-founded. Then I had a chance to visit India again in 1999 when Pakistan cricket team was playing Test series after 10 years break on Indian soil. In New Delhi, an Indian sports journalist invited me and Qamar Ahmed, the famous BBC cricket journalist, to a lunch at his home. The journalist’s wife prepared some delicious Indian dishes and I still remember the achar (pickle) served with the lunch. When we were out of his apartment the Indian journalist began talking about something which you can find in both the countries.

“Now, intelligence sleuths will chase me like a bee for inviting Pakistanis to lunch at home,” the Indian journalist said shaking head in discomfort at what the two governments can do to their peoples. Qamar Ahmed told the Indian host: “It would be the same case for me if I invite you to my home in Pakistan.”

It was the same case with me. For one year I was kept under observation by Pakistani intelligence agencies after I interviewed the former Indian prime minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee in early 1999 and ex-Indian interior minister L. K. Advani when they invited both Pakistan and Indian cricket teams over a cup of tea during the Delhi Test match.

With this mindset the two governments treating its own peoples it is naïve to expect the new round of talks will pave the way for peace in the region. The two countries seem unlikely to resolve their disputes bilaterally, and without world powers’ involvement the two governments will continue to spend much of its resources on its military rather than helping its poor.

Nepali Dada Party Interview Series – I

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Babu meets the Dada.

Dada: Babu, timi dat kaile dekhaudainau ni. kina? (show me your teeth, babe)

Babu: I firmly see Marx’s dream before me – shooting people in the morning, carrying out surgery in the day, and becoming a hero in the evening. Does it look like I have time to brush my god damn teeth and choose between the capitalistic forces of colgate and closeup versus the imperialistic tendencies of Dabur Lal Dunta Manjan?

Dada: I thought I was the Dada. But hats off to you, you know how to kick start an interview. How do you do it?

Babu: How do I do what?

Dada: How do you do that?

Babu: What that?

Dada: that.

Babu: This is getting no where.

Dada: You think so?

Babu: Am used to it.

Dada: Ok, moving on, your party is called Maoists, what does this mean?

Babu: We are Mao’s decendents from an illegitimate affair he had with a Nepali princess.

Dada: Do communists like wai wai?

Babu: You see, this is the fundamental problem with life in Nepal. The capitalist pigs are able to feed the pigs wai wai before we can brainwash them with ideals. Wai wai tastes better and fills you up. It can be prepared in many ways – can be eaten raw, on the fly, or cooked as a proper meal… but they are reductionists – their package is smaller than what it once was.

Dada: Thank you Babu for taking part in the first interview of the Nepali Dada Party as it awaits the moment to revolutionize the revolutionaries with a counter-revolution to meet the other-revolution. Dhanya ho babu, dhanya ho!

A new dada

Monday, January 25th, 2010

25th Jan, Butwal, the Nepali Dada party is proud to announce that more CA members of this glorious and dignified country are entering its folds as true breed dadas. Disrespect for authority and respect for ones status are what define a dada and yet another member has been indoctrinated today. Soon with all the dadas that the Nepali Dada party has gathered within its herd, a formidable power that can bully the nation into submission shall be found. Then we shall bully our neighbours into giving us better cars and longer credit periods. As a LDC we will also surely be able to bully the worthless likes of the first class citizens of the world into feeling ever more guilty about their inadequacies in making a truely democractic and social globe where in the MDGs are actually met and Bono can go to sleep in peace.

note to editor:

The Nepali Dada Party is a violently virtual force that believes in non-violent protest against those who believe violence is an answer to bullying. They must be made to realize, the only response to bullying is subjugation. The Dadas will rule forever.

- Kancho Dada, Communications and PR Manager of the Nepali Dada Party

No takers on peace

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

The media here has taken it as a “humiliation” that franchises at the players’ auction on January 19 in Mumbai ignored Pakistani cricketers for the third edition of the Indian Premier League this year.

“No buyer for Pakistani cricketer!” a ticker at the country’s widely-watched TV channel ran. And expert after expert—former Test cricketers, in this instance—were invited to seek their opinion as TV channel are wont to do. It did not come as a surprise to find a nationalistic flavour during the course of discussion on the treatment of the Pakistani cricketers when it takes place in context of India and Pakistan relations.

TV commentators argued since Pakistan is the world champion of T20 version of the game ignoring “champion players” speaks of what usually described in Pakistan as “Indian prejudice” towards its smaller neighbour(s). The poor member states of SAARC suffer because of these giant neighbours do not have cordial political and diplomatic relations among themselves.

It should have been expected from the Indian franchises in the backdrop of Mumbai attacks in 2008. It may have been difficult choice to bid for a Pakistani player at a time when Islamabad and New Delhi are not coming closer to each other over the question of terrorism.

However poor the reasons given to justify ignoring the Pakistani players may sound, getting visa would be a separate issue. The Indian franchise also denied the Indian lovers of the game a chance to see their favourite Pakistani cricketers who, no doubt, have fans in India.

If sport is kept away from politics there can be good chances to help improve relations between the two countries. In India-Pakistan case, cricket has always played a major role in bridging gaps and differences in the past. Cricket diplomacy has been proven an effective tool in bringing the two nuclear-armed states closer.

India is the world’s biggest democracy, agreed. The neighbours, however, have not been beneficiary of this opportunity. In the case of Pakistan, New Delhi has good relations with Islamabad when a military dictator rules Pakistan. However, these relations sour when the people’s government takes charge of the country. It is much like how Washington place sanctions on Islamabad when a civilian set-up is in control of the country and these sanctions are removed when military takes over.

Greater interaction at people-to-people level will make the two countries come closer to each other. And sportsmen can only make these bonds stronger. However, in absence of any Pakistani cricketer at the third edition of IPL will allow other forces, on both sides, to widen these gaps and rivalry between India and Pakistan. This will also make other SAARC member countries suffer as the two bigger countries in their region will grow militarily and consequently public spending on health, education and environment will shrink.

But New Delhi alone cannot be blamed for all the deterioration in its relations with Islamabad. The Pakistani mindset about eastern neighbour has to change from “enemy” to “friend”, and the two countries should sit together to resolve political disputes. What is striking is the American government attitude. It is not readying to play a role in helping the two countries with which it has good relations. What is said in public is not what you intend to do. This is sadly what global politics is all about.

The January 19 auction sidelining Pakistani cricketers will certainly hit peace-lovers hard in both India and Pakistan and allowing to creep into sports will not prove a good experiment. More than losing some bucks by Pakistani plays or an insult to national pride, The January 19 action is a loss of an opportunity for these neighbours to make an overture to peace.

Secret Mile High Meeting between Dada and Krishna

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

It has been leaked to the general public that a senior level member of the Nepali Dada Party had a secret meeting with Arjun Dada’s driver in the bathroom of a 737. The Nepali Dada Party agrees and accepts that this secret meeting happened. It also acknowledges that a separate account of a senior Nepali Dada Party reaching the Mile High Society is absolutely true.

The Party in all its posturing and sukulgunda ways, would like to clarify what was discussed between the driver and the shooter on that fateful plane ride in that fateful compartment.The driver has taken on a classical role of connecting the hardguns of the Nepali Dada Party with its softguns in a very logical manner. It has done so by developing the first draft of the Nepali Dada Party’s very own ethical code of conduct. Popularly within the party, it is called “E!-Dada’s-thic”

The primary components of this new moral understanding include:

“Its cool to kill your cousins, they are evil.”

“You never liked your teacher anyways!”

“Hey, did I show you how cool I was? Now, do as I say”

“The Nepali Dada Party and apparently America have God on their side”

“If you can’t out box the fox, wack the fox in the box”

“Its more fun in bed when its 5 to 1″

“Your wife is worth 2 and a half goats (partly because of the above).”

For the millions and millions of the Dada Party Followers, I would like to assure you that a more detailed standard, that can be applied to all party members and can also then be imposed upon all non-party members, shall be drafted once all senior members congregate in the toilet of the yak and yeti – hidden from the neo-aristocrats that live above (they don’t use the toilets, they have people who bring it to them).

- Moral Dada, the developer of maxims, Nepali Dada Party