The Nepali Dada party demands that the imperialistic forces that have allowed the Kingdom of Fried Chicken to open its embassies within this sacred Hindu nation to be removed.
WE DEMAND IMMEDIATE ACTION!
We warn that all the millions and millions of Nepali Dada cadres shall refrain from eating anything but goats and buffalos. This is a sign that the revolution is nigh! The people of Nepal shall rise up and slaughter millions and millions of chickens more than the the entire Kingdom of Fried Chicken. And then, we will export it! YES export it! So much shall the supply of chicken increase that the value of a chicken will be worth nothing! I REPEAT NOTHING!
And then we (and the pansy Vegans) shall see the true revolution come to its fruitful conclusion – The PIGS will rule again!
- Dada without title, Central Committee Member of the Nepali Dada Party
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