Over the top

The Nepali Dada Party believes that the people of the Newari community deserve their own autonomous region. The party cadres are fully behind the Newars in their claims. In fact, should the Kathmandu Valley wish to declare itself a sovereign  nation, independent from the rest of Nepal, the Dada Party Militia will immediately join the Newari nation’s army.

In lieu of several allegations made to the party regarding its over strong claims of support for Newars, the party pilot-bureau has decided to make its stance clear.

The Nepali Dada Party believes that the Newars are direct descendants of the Lord Krishna and his 78th fling. Thus being the case, all Newars are descendants of a very playful god. This naturally allows all Male members of the Newari family to participate in random acts of infidelity. The Newars are also a very progressive group of people that believe in the ideals of the revolution. Their behavior in controlling their woman folk like cheap labor and refusing inter-caste marriages is laying the foundations for the Dada Revolution. Their progressiveness is also clearly shown in their complete disregard for over 500 years of tradition and culture in the way they have completely defiled their once pristine cities. They are also very industrious as can be seen by how willingly they have allowed the most sacred of their rivers to become the industrial sewerage system of their massive production of shit. These reasons and many more are at stake when the Nepali Dada Party makes this affirmative stance for choela and kachila mixed with a hearty round of aila.

- Newari Dada, official party maker in the Nepali Dada Party

The Nepali Dada Party is proud to announce that it successfully conducted its first Carbon Free Day campaign across the nation! Copenhagen – you city of degenerate carbon based carbon emitting global warming creating bipeds! The revolution is neigh! The plants shall rise and consume you. Beware, for we are nature’s wrath!

The Party also takes extreme pride in announcing the successful torching and burning of a few carbon producing vehicles. While there was some carbon produced in the destruction of these vile things, the total net benefits compared to the life time of these vehicles justifies our action. The party also assures that some of the humans invovled in violating the Free Carbon Day were reminded of their eminent Carbon based lives.

We will continue to protest until, man and woman, as one, shed their clothes and give up their shoes, once again entering the garden of Eden that is now popularly known as Kailali. God wants you back eve, he has forgiven us in his grand grace. Once the Nepali Dada party enters Eden, we shall truly bring the revolution to its conclusion – God shall become one with man or face the guillotine.

C for D from NDP!

- Kancho Dada, Communications and PR Manager of the Nepali Dada Party