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Slow and steady

Posted in Culinary Delights, Environment by careyb
Feb 11 2010
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The multitude of other issues aside (such as, Do people really like brinjal/ aubergine/eggplant that much in the first place? Ok, the USD 2 billion annual sales in India alone notwithstanding) it was heartening to see the proudly temporary end to the debate over biotech (Bt) brinjal in India come about with such right-headed vacillation. “If you need long-term toxicity tests,” said much-pilloried pointman Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh, “then you must do it, no matter how long it takes.” Seemingly simple enough, and Ramesh had more common-sense wisdom: “There is no [freaking] hurry. [Not one of you idiots can point to any] … overriding urgency or food-security argument for [releasing] Bt brinjal [– and you know it].” (Additions by the writer.)

This kind of slow, steady decision-making, with an eye firmly on the long term and the safety (in every sense of the word) of the populace, is exactly what how government needs to engage on highly complex issues such as those surrounding the use of biotechnology in food products. (Most importantly, the new variety of brinjal is aimed at making it less tasty for the bugs that routinely ravage Indian crops.) And although Ramesh has been roundly criticised since his 9 February announcement that New Delhi was overruling a panel that had dubbed Bt brinjal safe for human consumption, the fact of the matter is that his ministry’s reasoning should also have been (at least this writer hopes) taken as a subtle rap on the knuckles to some of the overly strident anti-biotech activism that has bubbled around brinjal and cotton in the past. Far from the idea that Ramesh is purportedly being ideological in his decision-making – rejecting biotech because it is a ‘Western’ import – the fact of the matter is that the minister is keeping the door wide open for a subsequent re-appraisal of the issue.

And while the anti-biotech activists’ warning against predatory corporations and their potential future cornering of India’s endlessly lucrative seed market are not only warranted but a critical element of future decision-making, they are not the sole criteria for that process. Indeed, the longstanding complaint that enough long-term testing simply has not been possible on biotech foodstuffs remains the single most important element in that discussion – and is precisely what Ramesh is now giving voice to. Should the minister’s “long-term toxicity tests” ultimately come back with a clean chit for Bt brinjal, or anything else, it will be interesting to see how the activist line changes. After all, human tinkering with nature, while potentially frightening, has also given the world such stable ‘inventions’ as the delicious apple, the beautiful tulip and, well, the whole of agriculture and its subsequent impact on human civilisation’s ability to relax and dream a bit.

Meanwhile, the most worrying of criticism of Ramesh’s announcement has come from the scientific community. Whether this is due to indignation that the findings of the scientific committee that gave the green light to Bt brinjal’s safety have now been semi-rejected, or whether this response can be explained by the circulating rumours of hidden interest, is unclear. Either way, however, the sanctity of scientific rigour is exactly what is being upheld by this decision: there is no scientist around who can honestly say that, in the decades since biotechnology has been used on foodstuffs, there has been adequate time to say, with acceptable scientific surety, that any biotech crop is safe for widespread human use and pervasive contact with the natural world. As such, any scientist that claims to be outraged by Ramesh’s even-keeled response – that’s you, Sajiv Anand, director of the All India Crop Biotechnology Association – is not being true to his or her scientific groundings.

Of course, governments around the world are regularly denounced for not having the backbone to make difficult decisions, and hence pushing them down the road for another government to deal with. Thus, it will be similarly important to make sure that this Ramesh-style vacillation is indeed only temporary. Eventually, the time may well come that the introduction of certain biotech foods will be generally agreed-upon as a positive move, and perhaps will be hailed as a true – rather than hoped-for – victory of humankind. But until then, leave the brinjal, a native plant to the Subcontinent, along with its dozens of smallish, uniquely formed, bug-ridden, rather tasteless varieties, alone.

– Carey L Biron

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The Newari Nation

Posted in Civic rights, Culinary Delights, Current events, Environment, Gender, Oddities, Politics by nepalidada
Dec 15 2009

The Nepali Dada Party believes that the people of the Newari community deserve their own autonomous region. The party cadres are fully behind the Newars in their claims. In fact, should the Kathmandu Valley wish to declare itself a sovereign  nation, independent from the rest of Nepal, the Dada Party Militia will immediately join the Newari nation’s army.

In lieu of several allegations made to the party regarding its over strong claims of support for Newars, the party pilot-bureau has decided to make its stance clear.

The Nepali Dada Party believes that the Newars are direct descendants of the Lord Krishna and his 78th fling. Thus being the case, all Newars are descendants of a very playful god. This naturally allows all Male members of the Newari family to participate in random acts of infidelity. The Newars are also a very progressive group of people that believe in the ideals of the revolution. Their behavior in controlling their woman folk like cheap labor and refusing inter-caste marriages is laying the foundations for the Dada Revolution. Their progressiveness is also clearly shown in their complete disregard for over 500 years of tradition and culture in the way they have completely defiled their once pristine cities. They are also very industrious as can be seen by how willingly they have allowed the most sacred of their rivers to become the industrial sewerage system of their massive production of shit. These reasons and many more are at stake when the Nepali Dada Party makes this affirmative stance for choela and kachila mixed with a hearty round of aila.

- Newari Dada, official party maker in the Nepali Dada Party

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Pizza palace

Posted in Culinary Delights by smritim
Dec 01 2009
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Pizza“Int’l chain Pizza Hut & KFC arrive in Nepal”

While relishing all the tingling feelings of branded-happiness, custom-fit for those who have embraced the encroachment of multinational chains on the culinary domain of local fast-food – momos, chicken chilly, cheese balls – I was reminded of when the urban classes of other nations began to feel the crest of globalization come crashing in on their lifestyles.

In late November of 1996 Prince Faisal of Jordan, son of the late King Hussain, inaugurated the opening of the first McDonalds in Amman, Jordan. Rumours of a soft-launch having already been organized for the royal family the night prior, no secret was made of the public’s enthusiasm – the street outside McDonald’s was blocked for days by those in search of bite-sized delights. By then, the Chinese and Indians were already gorging down their Veg and Non-Veg buns, whereas the watered mouths of Sri Lankans and Pakistanis would take part in the lipid-catalysis within the next two years.

Meanwhile, in new Nepal, no royal footsteps led the hungry populace into the franchise’s mouths. Randy Berry, chargé d’affaires at the US embassy in Kathmandu cut the red ribbon to ease the way. But mostly, the people led themselves – to witness the introduction of the first, genuine international fast-food chains to the country: KFC and Pizza Hut. More than 500 customers were served in the first two hours of business, the lines spaghettiing out the streets of Durbar Marg – from crowds of teenagers in their spiked new-dos and shiny high heels to families of threes, fours and fives going on an afternoon heavying excursion. Even foreigners indulged in a bit of nostalgia.

While customers may not have been of noble lineage, royal treatment sure did follow. Every member of staff beamed at my presence, guiding the experience with their customer-care protocol (which took one month of eight-hour days to perfect). “Welcome to Pizza Hut, may I take you order?” smiled S Thapa in a memorized hurry. All my senses are piqued, attended to by blasting hip-hop beats, throws of colour on the walls and furniture, and excess infusions of light. Even the granite in the bathroom is shining clear, due to a rigorous, regular fifteen-minute clean-up schedule.

Hmmmm. No salad bar. Prices aren’t cheap the way fast food usually is – a good omen for the national cholesterol level, I guess. And where’s the customary side-menu for us conservative Nepalis who like to go to fancy restaurants only to order the usual momo dish? What a wasteful indulgence this will be when the rest of Kathmandu is suffering under 18-hour power cuts. And why are buns and labour the only things this country has to offer multinationals. Are our potatoes any less crispy-when-fried than those from Australia, and our poultry any less ‘finger-lickin-good’ than the Brazilian kind?

But S Thapa is smiling in my face again, so there is no time to host such sacrilegious thoughts. “The pan is hot, so please be careful” (afraid of a lawsuit are we?) “May I serve you your pizza?” (no thanks, I think I’m capable) “Please enjoy your meal.” The food is a bit bland for my spicier palettes but it sure is fast. A bit too fast for my leisurely taste.

I’ve barely finished slurping down my Masala lemonade and gorging down my Chicken Hawaiian pizza when S Thapa eagerly asks whether I would like to have the bill, only to put a premature end to one fast-food tourist’s experience for more royal guests.

-Smriti

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