Over the top

The Nepali Dada declares that the older generation of Nepali citizens as the single most dangerous faction of people in Nepal. The official Nepali Dada Doctor in terms of reasons stated, “Old people are too old. Like a walkman trying to impress an ipods.” After much debate the Nepali Dada Party the official statement from the Nepali Dada Party stated, “We declare war on old people. We shall become death itself and kill off old people through our weapon of mass destruction – old age.”

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In a separate instance, the Nepali Dada Party is having a tough time controlling its male and female cadres, who having watched the Nepali mega blockbuster  movie “First Love” are raping everyone they fancy. (more…)

It has come to the attention of the long latent communications department of the Nepali Dada Party that the millions and millions of its Indian cohorts are requesting the Nepali Dada Party to intervene and correct the gross incompetences and negligence that is being exhibited by the Government of India. (more…)

“…The voice of the Nepali Dada Party was once the voice of hope amidst this blog. But alas! The Nepali Dada Party decided to take a siesta out of sheer boredom. Reason for the boredom: a blog full of academic revelry where in even a son born to Einstein and Radioactive Curie would have been progressively bored, depressed, manically suicidal and finally fallen asleep.”

“…The Nepali Dada party believes that change must start at the top! The revolution must begin in the mind and proceed down to the feet. We must embrace the bourgeoisie and paternalistic media and stab them in the back with a swiss army knife…”

“…Thus, The Nepali Dada Party is proud to announce its latest awareness campaign: Let life not be a mistake! Let it be a cistern!”

- heard by a Nepali Dada Activist cum Journalist at the Nepali Dada Party’s retreat in X-Bar Restaurant with Dance, Shower and Soap.

Babu meets the Dada.

Dada: Babu, timi dat kaile dekhaudainau ni. kina? (show me your teeth, babe)

Babu: I firmly see Marx’s dream before me – shooting people in the morning, carrying out surgery in the day, and becoming a hero in the evening. Does it look like I have time to brush my god damn teeth and choose between the capitalistic forces of colgate and closeup versus the imperialistic tendencies of Dabur Lal Dunta Manjan?

Dada: I thought I was the Dada. But hats off to you, you know how to kick start an interview. How do you do it?

Babu: How do I do what?

Dada: How do you do that?

Babu: What that?

Dada: that.

Babu: This is getting no where.

Dada: You think so?

Babu: Am used to it.

Dada: Ok, moving on, your party is called Maoists, what does this mean?

Babu: We are Mao’s decendents from an illegitimate affair he had with a Nepali princess.

Dada: Do communists like wai wai?

Babu: You see, this is the fundamental problem with life in Nepal. The capitalist pigs are able to feed the pigs wai wai before we can brainwash them with ideals. Wai wai tastes better and fills you up. It can be prepared in many ways – can be eaten raw, on the fly, or cooked as a proper meal… but they are reductionists – their package is smaller than what it once was.

Dada: Thank you Babu for taking part in the first interview of the Nepali Dada Party as it awaits the moment to revolutionize the revolutionaries with a counter-revolution to meet the other-revolution. Dhanya ho babu, dhanya ho!

It has been leaked to General Public that the Nepali Dada Party was preparing to mobilize its elite youth force, the Fundamentally Upset Commoners  Klan of Energetic Revolutionaries, whose acronym cannot be spelled out   for fear of censorship by the Chinese authorities who continue to classify the Nepali Dada Party as Tibetan Nationalistic Unitary Communists.

The Nepali Dada Party firmly denies this claim. Our Revolutionaries are Upset at this unwanted accusation. It demands that General Public make his sources public immediately on all national daily and weekly newspapers so that General Public can rest assured that we as a party are a responsible bunch of bloks. We play cricket and sip tea in Nepal’s Tribhuvan. Honest!

Those broken windows were because our Fundamentally Upset Commoners  Klan of Energetic Revolutionaries are working hard to produce the next Sackin Tenderkarke. Then the imperlialistic and capitalistic powers of South Asian cricket and the IPL beware! The true legends of cricket like Bratman, War-ni, and Potluck.

Viva la Revolution!

- Dada without title, Central Committee Member of the Nepali Dada Party