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It has been leaked to the general public that a senior level member of the Nepali Dada Party had a secret meeting with Arjun Dada’s driver in the bathroom of a 737. The Nepali Dada Party agrees and accepts that this secret meeting happened. It also acknowledges that a separate account of a senior Nepali Dada Party reaching the Mile High Society is absolutely true.

The Party in all its posturing and sukulgunda ways, would like to clarify what was discussed between the driver and the shooter on that fateful plane ride in that fateful compartment.The driver has taken on a classical role of connecting the hardguns of the Nepali Dada Party with its softguns in a very logical manner. It has done so by developing the first draft of the Nepali Dada Party’s very own ethical code of conduct. Popularly within the party, it is called “E!-Dada’s-thic”

The primary components of this new moral understanding include:

“Its cool to kill your cousins, they are evil.”

“You never liked your teacher anyways!”

“Hey, did I show you how cool I was? Now, do as I say”

“The Nepali Dada Party and apparently America have God on their side”

“If you can’t out box the fox, wack the fox in the box”

“Its more fun in bed when its 5 to 1″

“Your wife is worth 2 and a half goats (partly because of the above).”

For the millions and millions of the Dada Party Followers, I would like to assure you that a more detailed standard, that can be applied to all party members and can also then be imposed upon all non-party members, shall be drafted once all senior members congregate in the toilet of the yak and yeti – hidden from the neo-aristocrats that live above (they don’t use the toilets, they have people who bring it to them).

- Moral Dada, the developer of maxims, Nepali Dada Party