Over the top

The Nepali Dada Party is proud to represent a growing mass of working professionals in Nepal that are incompetent, illiterate and basically retarded.

Let me offer a description – the Nepali professional is a breed that will work for money, but will be equally comfortable not working for the money. It is not be trusted, but will always have a good heart. It will not know how to use MS Excel but will be pro-efficient in assuming it does.It will value power-cuts as moments of orange filled Sunday afternoons. It will work for green papers, white leather and tubeless tires around its waist. It will leave the country and talk excessively about it. It will do nothing while believing it is doing everything. It will believe in god, fate and palmistry. It will enjoy steaks and lose interest in its own stakes. It will never, ever, deliver anything on time. It will value time to watch tv. It will fume about the professionalism of cable companies. And last but not least, it will be a democratic thing.

Without such a workforce at its disposal the party would never be able to dysfunction. It is within this grand behemoth of inefficiency and thoughtlessness that a true revolution can be instigated. The fundamentals of our revolution is not efficiency and productivity, it is the perception of professionalism. This alone will lead to alienation and a lack of hope, within all professionals, setting the right foundations for a rise in feelings of injustice and discrimination. These two are the seeds of the new revolution.

Unfortunately, till date our revolution remains inefficient and thoughtless… but very, very professional.

- Mynagar Dada, Senior VP of the Nepali Dada Party